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Jessica Simpson Sexiest Instagram Photos

INCORPORATE BIKINI + THIGH + KILLER CLOSET

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It's almost hard to notice Jessica when there's designer garb to look at.

ADD HOT HUSBAND

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So many abs. So many.

FEATURE YOUR FAVORITE ASSETS

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Red lips? Check. Cleavage? Check. Smoky eyes? Check check.

GO DARK AND BLURRY

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It adds some mystery.

TRY UPLIGHTING

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And pouty lips. And a low-cut shirt.

WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL

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Plus patriotism.

WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING

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Extra credit: Match your lip color to your bikini.

USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR

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A sexy picture becomes instantly sexier if you're gripping a truck's rearview mirror.

SERIOUSLY. IT'S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING

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Also universally flattering – toned legs, push-up bathing suits and flower crowns.

INCORPORATE BUTTS

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Pose next to a butt!

MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)

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Sexy is as sexy does.

GET RETRO WITH IT

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An old-timey black-and-white filter can add some old-fashioned va va voom.

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Update: 2024-05-31