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Note: This woman spells her name J-A-Y-C-I, which is confusing and unnecessary, so for the rest of this article we will be rendering her name in a variety of phonetically interesting ways.

Jay-cee (as in J.C. Chasez) Underwood recently had her wisdom teeth out, a common procedure. But nowadays, besides a new-found appreciation for Vicodin, the other thing almost guaranteed to occur after this procedure is that someone will record you post-surgery and put it on the Internet.

And they will also film you vertically instead of horizontally! How have people not figured that out yet?! Always turn the phone horizontal when filming.

So why is Jay-Sigh so upset? She wanted to look like Nicki Minaj when she woke up from the dental procedure and apparently no one told her that getting your wisdom teeth out doesn't turn you into a sassy rapper with a big ol' behind.

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